Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Top Search Words That Brought People to my Blog

I have Sitemeter which allows me to track visitors to my site and how they found it. Most people are just flipping through blogger, doing a Google search of "toadthoughts" or coming from a link on someone elses page. Sometimes my site will come up in search engines when someone is doing a search on another topic that has nothing to do with my site at all. I have compiled a list of the best search phrases which brought a visitor to my site. All of the following were things people typed into a search engine to find information on the topic in question.

15. Communist Toad - Was it that obvious?

14. Toad Sex - Yes Please!

13. Toad Scripture - I have yet to write an actual Bible yet but...

12. Flesh Eating Toad - You caught me!

11. Religion + Gullible - I don't understand, this is not a subject that is discussed here.

10. Thy Neighbors Ass - I probably don't discuss the asses of thy neighbors enough.

9. I want to find a report on America - You have come to the right place, it's all here.

8. Quran Shitters - If only I still had a Bible, "Bible Shitters" would also be a hit.

7. Kids Peeing - Please don't ever come to this site again, whoever you are. Michael....?

6. I am a Rapist - Then what more do you need to know, unless you are on my sex offenders list

5. Pomeranians Lesbians - Sounds like someone has a confused dog.

4. Peeing babies - What's wrong with you people?

3. Sex with German Sheppards - To each his own but what's this have to do with me?

2. Homosexuality is a sin "Stone your children" - Are they looking for a how to guide?

1. Quran write in body slut woman Picture sex paint - Who needs this type of information and what will they do with it once they get it?

6 comments:

United We Lay said...

I may have to post my own list.

trick said...

That is just insane.

Toad734 said...

Actually Thy neighbors ass is the 10th commandment, part of it anyway, along with thy neighbors wife, and servants,or maybe its your neighbors wife's ass?

lilmammal said...

Wassup with all the pee searches?

Bill Fleming said...

Come to think of it, (no pun intended) the neighbors' wifes' asses are covered (so to speak) by both the 6th and 10th commandments, Toad... Hmmm, how's that workin' out boys?

Toad734 said...

RE: Indy

I don't know but it concerns me deeply