Tuesday, January 18, 2005

More on the Antics of Falwell

Jerry Falwell in response to the 9/11 attacks:
"The abortionist’s have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who have tried to secularize America, I point the finger in their face and say: you helped this happen."
Yes, I can often found out in public mocking god, it's one of my favorite pass-times.

Falwell:“I listen to feminists and all these radical gals... These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men; that's their problem."

Excuse me, who did you say was sexist?

“It is the responsibility of...every evangelical Christian...to get serious about re-electing President Bush."
Keep in mind they have tax exempt status. I would say that is as close as you get to a political endorsement without actually sucking him off on camera.

“The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented by the Devil(apparently meaning Thomas Jefferson) to keep Christians from running their own country.”

“AIDS is the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharoah's chariotters.”

Really, so why are most people in the world who are infected with AIDS heterosexual? He also sounds a lot like an M.O.D. song.

"I think Muhammad was a terrorist. I read enough of the history of his life written by both Muslims and - non-Muslims, (to know) that he was a -- a violent man, a man of war."
I guess I'm not really going to dispute that, but it almost makes this whole thing a big religious war doesn't it.

Falwell on the Teletubbies: "He is purple -- the gay-pride color, "and his antenna is shaped like a triangle-- the gay pride symbol." "These subtle depictions are no doubt intentional and parents are warned to be alert to these elements of the series."
You're an idiot!

"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won't have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!"

Ya they're all so happy in Iran and Afghanistan.

“Is the Antichrist alive and here today?""because when he appears during theribulation period he will be a full-grown counterfeit of Christ. Of course he'll be Jewish."

So in other words, be fearful of Jews, they are going to be our downfall, wait was this Falwell or Hitler?

“And we're going to invite PETA [to "Wild Game Night"] as our special guest, P-E-T-A -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We want you to come, we're going to give you a top seat there, so you can sit there and suffer. This is one of my special groups, another one's the ACLU, another is the NOW – the National Order of Witches [sic]. We've got -- I've got a lot of special groups.”

Yes he calls the National Organization of Women the National Order of Witches.

Actions speak louder than words:
Jerry Falwell once paid Citizens for Honest Government to smear Clinton, making allegations of Murder and Cocaine Distribution. This is the same guy who tried to sue Hustler for making false accusations against him.

In 1994 Jerry Falwell accepted $3.5 million from Korean cult messiah Sun Myung Moon as part of a larger deal to get Liberty University, which Falwell founded, out of debt. Jerry then urged his friend President Reagan to pardon Moon's tax evasion conviction.

Jerry's Church has also donated 1.5 million dollars to Israel. For some reason he thought America's biggest recipient of aid, wasn't getting enough money from us.
Now his earlier statement about Mohammed being a terrorist makes a bit more sense doesn't it?


Two Minutes J said...

You know, I almost feel sorry for Jerry falwell. He has to be one of the most paranoid, brain-washed people on the planet. Mental-Illness? Thats my guess. What might help him is this: A good ass raping, and spending a year with a lesbian colony in the depths of Madagascar.

Larry Flynt rules.

Chrissy said...

Hi there,

Thanks for your comment on my blog. Although I must admit I was hoping to win my (non-existent) readers over with my personality (assuming it actually comes through my "work"), as opposed to my waxing habit and friend's boner (you get that a lot if your friends are just as sexually frustrated as you).

Take care and keep those posts coming.

Chrissy the Self-degrading Specialist

nimbus said...

That Jerry Falwell guy doesn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box...

Thanks for the comment btw. Life can be real swell at times. :)


Sandi said...

What sucks the most about Jerry is he is winning. There are 4.5 million followers today and growning fast. It sucks even more for the rest of us, because they got their President and Senate and Congress. Over the next four years they will most likely also get a Supreme Court for the next 10-20 years.

Be Afraid, very afraid (not just a saying anymore)

MysticSpirit (Sass) said...

Scary! Sheep and ants, I'm telling ya!

Joe Wiess said...

Fallwell's an idiot. He's what I like to call a Kook.

Luckily, he doesn't speak for a majority of the citizens.