Scientists report virgin shark birth
A hammer head shark, which has been living in an aquarium virtually all its life with 2 other female sharks, has given birth. Clearly this virgin birth is a miracle and the only logical explanation is that the father is God himself. The Messiah was later crucified by a stingray living in the same tank. God has not only sacrificed his only begotten son, but has now sacrificed his only begotten shark to save man kind from its sins.
I always wondered if it was a coincidence that hammer head sharks looked like the cross.
Behold, the Messiah:
3 comments:
Jesus is a shark. Sharks are rad.
Stingrays are bad. They killed Steve Erwin and Jesus.
Stingrays are satanic.
I always thought the jews killed jesus. Maybe stingrays are all jews.
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty shark.
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