Thursday, May 24, 2007

A Savior Is Born

From CNN 9:14 pm EDT May 23rd 2007
Scientists report virgin shark birth

A hammer head shark, which has been living in an aquarium virtually all its life with 2 other female sharks, has given birth. Clearly this virgin birth is a miracle and the only logical explanation is that the father is God himself. The Messiah was later crucified by a stingray living in the same tank. God has not only sacrificed his only begotten son, but has now sacrificed his only begotten shark to save man kind from its sins.

I always wondered if it was a coincidence that hammer head sharks looked like the cross.

Behold, the Messiah:
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Nölff said...

Jesus is a shark. Sharks are rad.

Stingrays are bad. They killed Steve Erwin and Jesus.

Stingrays are satanic.

Toad734 said...

I always thought the jews killed jesus. Maybe stingrays are all jews.

Keven said...

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty shark.