Saturday, August 04, 2012

Chick Falatio

Jesus on divorce:
 Matthew19:6 "So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate."

Matthew 5:32 But I tell you that anyone who divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, makes her the victim of adultery, and anyone who marries a divorced woman commits adultery.

 Mark 10:11 So He said to them, "Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery against her. 12 "And if a woman divorces her husband and marries another, she commits adultery."

 Luke 16:18 "Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery; and whoever marries her who is divorced from her husband commits adultery.  

Jesus on gay marriage:

 That about wraps that up. But wait, Mike Huckabee, who called for the Chick Falatio appreciation day is the former Governor of Arkansas, which in 2009, had the highest divorce rate in the country. Why focus on just one of the things he thinks the Bible condemns?? Why isn't he protesting Arkansas for their loose morals on divorce??

 Look, if you hate gays, just come out and say it. If you just think gay marriage makes your marriage not valid or whatever, then fine. But what you can't do is say you are against it because of the Bible or what Jesus said. And if you do, then you have to equally protest Chick Falatio because it makes people fat and gluttony is also a sin as is serving pork which is what they do in their breakfast sandwiches which the Old Testament is very clear about being unclean or the fact that Chick Falatio is open on the Sabbath, which in the Bible, is punishable by death. And then of course if you are divorced, you have NO credibility when talking about the holiness or sanctity of marriage. The divorce rate in Arkansas is 13.15 and just 9.4 for the rest of the country.

Here is the drive through at an Arkansas Chick Falatio: Photobucket

How many divorcees do you think are in that line? How many of them are gluttoness fat bodies? How many are getting bacon on their sandwich? All hypocrites!


Anonymous said...

They are closed on Sunday FYI. I don't support chick-fil-a but just thought you should know.

Toad734 said...

The Sabbath is Saturday, not Sunday. It's in the same book where God condemns homosexuality and shellfish.