Monday, October 02, 2006

I Know What Will Stop These School Shootings; Let's Give the Children Guns!

I have a question for all the NRA gun nuts who claim more guns make everyone safer. If that is your position, does that mean you favor arming all our High School children so the guys who perpetrate these school shootings will think twice about walking into a school?

Or, like rational people, do you think if all these kids had guns it would just be easier for them to shoot their classmates? Sure, maybe someone else may think twice about attacking a High School but what's to keep the High School kids from turning the guns on themselves?

That's why the more guns theory doesn't work. Iraq, Colombia, Somalia and places like that have tons of guns and they are some of the most dangerous places on earth. Look at places like Australia and most of Europe where there are hardly any guns and then compare their murder rates to the countries with all the guns.

Oh, on a side note, it seems like Republicans have taken one more cue from the church and have now started boning underage boys. Maybe it's time for the Republicans to get out of bed with the church; they seem to make for bad bedmates. No pun intended of course.


Grant said...

Ironically, if we shoot some of these people boning the underaged boys, we will be removing some of those advocating more guns in our society.

Toad734 said...

Where do I sign?

Nölff said...

They will somehow blame Foley on the Liberal boogie man.

FOX may be in a state of denial.

NewsBlog 5000 said...

An armed high school is a polite high school.