Monday, January 16, 2006

Breaking News! This Just In!

This just in: Doctors say Ariel Sharon twitched his nose!

Can someone explain to me how this is news?

18 comments:

Nölff said...

I heard that Pat Robertson farted the other day.

Boiled Owl said...

Did you hear it nölff, or just hear about it?

I saw a movie with Ben Stiller where a guy said he "sharted" in an art gallery. I think that's what Robertson does every time. That's why he always has that creepy little worried smile on his face.

Da Katz & Reni said...

Well.. alot of folks are praying for Sharon and I guess they're just on the edge of their seats or something. But they could have waited for more information.

That was a funny comment you left on an old post of mine.

Save my husband is a kind and gentle soul who just walked in his sleep...and I woke him up.

Bless his heart, MJ needs help... he's lucky to be getting it... not the same thing that would happen if we had gone to court... My husband would most likely be dead.. My stepfather is.
And I nearly was... save for a dear friend whose help I will always cherish.

Kind regards,
^..^

SFChick74 said...

I have no idea why that's news. Although, I don't know why David Hasselhoff filing for divorce is news either.

NewsBlog 5000 said...

That's just so weird. I usually twitch my nose, but now Sharon does. And I just relocated some Palestinians.

Boiled Owl said...

Maybe it's a secret code. If his nose twitches to the left, all Jews move out of Gaza, if to the right, everybody moves back in. If up and down, call Condi Rice.

BRUISER said...

This just in: CNN hires racist right wing hack, Glenn Beck, for a new show during prime-time ... says he hates 9/11 families, called Katrina Victims Scumbags, and wants to kill Mike Moore...good job CNN you are FOXNEWS lite...

Toad734 said...

SF:

Well I know what purpose it serves; now I know David Hasselhoff is going to be single.

Boiled Owl said...

Toad734, do you know if you read your name upside down it almost spells "helpout"... in a kind of Scottish, Fat Bastardly brogue?

Bettis said...

Boiled stay far away from the drugs.



....and even further away from Drudge.

michael the tubthumper said...

if it was itching cos of all the coke he had been taking then that would have been news

Boiled Owl said...

bettis. Too late on the drugs. It all went down in the 70's.
But as for Drudge? ..never touch the stuff. (...ok, maybe a little peek, once or twice a year.)

Karenpuppy said...

It means six more weeks of winter.

BRUISER said...

Karen ... how very insightful...that's a great comment ...

Aberrant Templar said...

I agree with bruiser. I always look forward to Karen's insightful commentary. She's like the anti-Dani and I ... wait ... David Hasselhoff is single?

Dr. Van Skleeve said...

I'm beginning to sense a Sharon-Hasselhoff conection here. Perhaps there's a world domination conspiracy goin' down and Hasselhoff is the anti-Christ.

Karenpuppy said...

If Hasselhofff has ever worn a blue turban, he would fulfill the Nostradamus (sp?) prophecy of being the leader of the 4th Reich.

Mike V. said...

oh, that's a sign of the end times for sure..