Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Which Side of the Fence

Ha! So I don't know if anyone has seen that chain email going around about how practical and passive Republicans and how Democrats are somehow the ones trying to cock block every one but I did my own version of that chain letter.

Which side of the fence?



If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Democrat doesn't like abortion, or gay weddings he doesn’t have one.

If a Republican doesn't like abortions or gay weddings, he wants them all outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he is called a homo by his peers.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants his food labels to detail what has been processed with animal products

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life...In the Senate or in a Mega Church where he tells other homosexuals that they are going to burn in hell and are the reason Hurricanes happen

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands the law to protect him from bullies and murderers because he is gay.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames it on the liberal media and Mexicans

A Democrat wonders how anyone can still believe in trickle down economics and what happened to all the well paying union jobs.

If a Democrat doesn't like a TV show about a Glee club that has gay characters, he switches channels.

Republicans demand that those shows be shut down.

If a Republican is a believer, he want's to add the word "God" to the currency, Pledge of Allegiance, License Plates and Federal Courthouses and have you believe that the separation of Church and State is a myth.

If A Democrat is a believer, he prays in the privacy of his home or at a church like Jesus intended and doesn't hold up school classes or football games so everyone else has to hear him pray.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, it's because he drives his truck to the McDonalds where he stuffs his fat face every day giving him diabetes which raises the cost of health care for the rest of us all the while bitching about "personal responsibility"

A Democrat tries to eliminate the middle men insurance companies that will make health care affordable


If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Republican will delete it because he's "offended".



Ok, so here was the original:

Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".


Well, I forwarded it.

11 comments:

Jerry Critter said...

I think your version is much closer to the truth.

Toad734 said...

Agreed

Anonymous said...

The original one is the funniest.

Anonymous said...

Are you people for real?

Anonymous said...

This is just a rip off of previous material. How disingenuous of liberals. This so true (the original)
Of course you are avid listeners of obammy's propaganda machine like MSNBC, NBC, Abc, and all the other
liberal hacks. You obammy zombies are really a joke.


Toad734 said...

And you have nothing to say except "liberal media", "Take your meds"...That's why no one takes you serious, that's why you will lose the election...No facts, no substance, just hate and venom. Which minority are you going to victimize next? You already have Mexicans, Gays and Women...Why not throw Asians in there next time around??

Toad734 said...

And you have nothing to say except "liberal media", "Take your meds"...That's why no one takes you serious, that's why you will lose the election...No facts, no substance, just hate and venom. Which minority are you going to victimize next? You already have Mexicans, Gays and Women...Why not throw Asians in there next time around??

Anonymous said...

A lot more explanation had to be made for us to believe the democrat one vs. the republican one being kinda self-explanatory. Stereotyping republicans as homophobes is not fair.

Toad734 said...

So you are saying those were all Democrats standing in line at Chick Fila? That The American Family association is a Democrat organization?? That it's Democrats who are against marriage equality and against gay adoption? And Democrats who oppose hate crime legislation???

Get real!

Oh wait, I guess you have a point though, Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Bob Allen...All gay, all Republicans.

Anonymous said...

The original is more correct, I mean after all... MOST conservatives have the "I understand what is best for me isn't best for the rest of the world" whereas liberals think "It's good for me so it has to be good for everyone else and it's what I believe so it must be my way or the highway" -exhibit A: "Affordable" Healthcare - Conservatives realize there are people out there who are completely fine with not having healthcare because they take care of themselves with good diet, exercise, etc, and haven't even been to a doctor in years.

Making health insurance mandatory is NOT the same as having mandatory auto insurance, etc. To explain, driving is a privilege, yes you can not pay auto insurance and be fined IF you drive, or you can choose to not drive and therefore not pay auto insurance. This healthcare bill has turned LIFE into a PRIVILEGE instead of a RIGHT. Because if you don't have health insurance you are fined. There is no getting out of it period without choosing to NOT LIVE.

Liberals therefore believe that what is "good" for them is "good" for everyone else, and that is just not so. As a conservative I can respect others who want to choose alternative ways to stay healthy and take care of themselves and forcing my beliefs of healthcare on them is NOT the way to do things.

Anonymous said...

Boycotting something because of someones opinion of belief differing from yours is absurd. When will those boycotting chick-fil-a stop buying gas because the middle east believes being gay is punishable by death... Hello, look at the bigger picture