"This is not an accusation of harassment in the workplace—this is not an accusation of an assault—which are subject matters of legitimate inquiry to a political candidate. Rather, this appears to be an accusation of private, alleged consensual conduct between adults—a subject matter which is not a proper subject of inquiry by the media or the public. No individual, whether a private citizen, a candidate for public office or a public official, should be questioned about his or her private sexual life." - Lin Wood, Herman Cain's Attorney...You know, the guy who told women they should "think twice" before going public with their allegations of sexual misconduct from Cain.
I like how when it's Clinton or Spitzer who is cheating it's everyone's business but when Republicans do it...
The question is, if Cain has to step aside, does that mean Gingrich does as well since he has cheated on his wives with multiple women?
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
Thursday, November 10, 2011
See! I told you there was no difference
Can anyone tell me how one is any different than the other? One is a spoof and is about as coherent as the one that is not.
Tuesday, November 08, 2011
Which Side of the Fence
Ha! So I don't know if anyone has seen that chain email going around about how practical and passive Republicans and how Democrats are somehow the ones trying to cock block every one but I did my own version of that chain letter.
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Democrat doesn't like abortion, or gay weddings he doesn’t have one.
If a Republican doesn't like abortions or gay weddings, he wants them all outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he is called a homo by his peers.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants his food labels to detail what has been processed with animal products
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life...In the Senate or in a Mega Church where he tells other homosexuals that they are going to burn in hell and are the reason Hurricanes happen
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands the law to protect him from bullies and murderers because he is gay.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames it on the liberal media and Mexicans
A Democrat wonders how anyone can still believe in trickle down economics and what happened to all the well paying union jobs.
If a Democrat doesn't like a TV show about a Glee club that has gay characters, he switches channels.
Republicans demand that those shows be shut down.
If a Republican is a believer, he want's to add the word "God" to the currency, Pledge of Allegiance, License Plates and Federal Courthouses and have you believe that the separation of Church and State is a myth.
If A Democrat is a believer, he prays in the privacy of his home or at a church like Jesus intended and doesn't hold up school classes or football games so everyone else has to hear him pray.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, it's because he drives his truck to the McDonalds where he stuffs his fat face every day giving him diabetes which raises the cost of health care for the rest of us all the while bitching about "personal responsibility"
A Democrat tries to eliminate the middle men insurance companies that will make health care affordable
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will delete it because he's "offended".
Ok, so here was the original:
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Democrat doesn't like abortion, or gay weddings he doesn’t have one.
If a Republican doesn't like abortions or gay weddings, he wants them all outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he is called a homo by his peers.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants his food labels to detail what has been processed with animal products
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life...In the Senate or in a Mega Church where he tells other homosexuals that they are going to burn in hell and are the reason Hurricanes happen
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands the law to protect him from bullies and murderers because he is gay.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he blames it on the liberal media and Mexicans
A Democrat wonders how anyone can still believe in trickle down economics and what happened to all the well paying union jobs.
If a Democrat doesn't like a TV show about a Glee club that has gay characters, he switches channels.
Republicans demand that those shows be shut down.
If a Republican is a believer, he want's to add the word "God" to the currency, Pledge of Allegiance, License Plates and Federal Courthouses and have you believe that the separation of Church and State is a myth.
If A Democrat is a believer, he prays in the privacy of his home or at a church like Jesus intended and doesn't hold up school classes or football games so everyone else has to hear him pray.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, it's because he drives his truck to the McDonalds where he stuffs his fat face every day giving him diabetes which raises the cost of health care for the rest of us all the while bitching about "personal responsibility"
A Democrat tries to eliminate the middle men insurance companies that will make health care affordable
If a Democrat reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Republican will delete it because he's "offended".
Ok, so here was the original:
Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it..
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
Well, I forwarded it.
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