tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post4911448606620126418..comments2024-01-13T08:02:30.520-06:00Comments on THE TOAD REPORT: Why the US is Falling Behing the Rest of the World in Math and ScienceToad734http://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-41549186750485498462007-06-04T19:35:00.000-05:002007-06-04T19:35:00.000-05:00Umm no, that one doesn't either.Aliens or the milk...Umm no, that one doesn't either.<BR/><BR/>Aliens or the milk man.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-46679549366286908642007-06-04T17:33:00.000-05:002007-06-04T17:33:00.000-05:00So your saying the Tigris DOESN'T run through Ethi...So your saying the Tigris DOESN'T run through Ethiopia? Ha Ha!<BR/><BR/>I always figured Jesus' mom was artificially inseminated by aliens.Ripplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15194663423859571377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-71855150706297842222007-06-04T08:48:00.000-05:002007-06-04T08:48:00.000-05:00The Euphrates runs out of Turkey, through Baghdad ...The Euphrates runs out of Turkey, through Baghdad and joins with the Tigris before it empties into the Persian Gulf. AKA: not Ethiopia.<BR/><BR/>No Jesus' mom was not a shark but now we know Virgin births are not miraculous, or if they are, then our new savior is a shark or possibly it was one of the greatest lies a wife has told her husband whom she had been cheating on.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-84450764093250226192007-06-03T17:52:00.000-05:002007-06-03T17:52:00.000-05:00So you're saying the Euphrates DOESN'T flow throug...So you're saying the Euphrates DOESN'T flow through Ethiopia? Well, that's news to me. Next thing you know, you'll be telling me Jesus' mom was a hammerhead shark.Ripplehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15194663423859571377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-6015940468400892522007-05-31T19:12:00.000-05:002007-05-31T19:12:00.000-05:00Field trip! Cool - where is that museum? Would lov...Field trip! Cool - where is that museum? Would love to show up with a bunch of heathens like y'all. <BR/><BR/>Beth, yes. My Catholic grandmother also told me that evolution and the six day creation story are not mutually exclusive: "God's days are not like regular human days. The story isn't literal."Mercurial Minnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638306887227120151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-82328757692608003062007-05-31T17:16:00.000-05:002007-05-31T17:16:00.000-05:00I say we take a trip there this summer. I really ...I say we take a trip there this summer. I really want to learn more about the true creation of our world as opposed to the scientific one I was taught in a CATHOLIC school. Damn crazy bible thumpers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-3737894569329740552007-05-31T15:15:00.000-05:002007-05-31T15:15:00.000-05:00India? Im not saying the borders have always been ...India? Im not saying the borders have always been the same and clearly Yemen is about as close to Ethiopia as you can get assuming you are willing to get wet but the point remains, any river in Ethiopia or Yemen would not interesect with the Tirgis or Euphrates river.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-641594153270852452007-05-31T14:47:00.000-05:002007-05-31T14:47:00.000-05:00Hey bro,Ancient Ethiopia's map is not the present ...Hey bro,<BR/><BR/>Ancient Ethiopia's map is not the present day Ethiopia's map.<BR/><BR/>At one time, Ethiopia map started in south half part of present day Egypt, half north part of today's Sudan, half north part of today's Ethiopia, entire Saudi Arabia, Yemen and as far as India.<BR/><BR/>Does that make sense now?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-86135412609912237972007-05-31T14:27:00.000-05:002007-05-31T14:27:00.000-05:00"My pastor told me to take this class," she explai...<I>"My pastor told me to take this class," she explained, "so that I would know what lies the enemies of God were dissemintating." That woke us up. How would the prof respond to that? He calmly asked her how her pastor explained the fossil record, carbon dating, etc. "My pastor told us that the Devil put those bones in the ground to instill doubt in the minds of man."</I><BR/><BR/>OMGWTFLOL<BR/>JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJANölffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12166270944665518804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-39032438684642401042007-05-31T13:39:00.000-05:002007-05-31T13:39:00.000-05:00Ya, that is what creationist used to say, God put ...Ya, that is what creationist used to say, God put dinosaur bones there to test our faith. Now theyve changed their tune and just say that Adam and Eve lived with T Rex and that the reason dinosaur bones aren't in the same strata layers as human bones is because Noahs flood just happened to lay the sediment that way...Good one.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-62138644451413301742007-05-31T13:28:00.000-05:002007-05-31T13:28:00.000-05:00Hi John, thanks for visiting the Daily Fish. Lots ...Hi John, thanks for visiting the Daily Fish. Lots of good questions you've there. <BR/><BR/>Back in college, I took an evolution and extinction class to get my easy biology credit for English majors. On the first day of class, professor Beyers asked if there was anyone in the class of 200 who did not believe in the theory of evolution... one brave soul dared raise her hand. "My pastor told me to take this class," she explained, "so that I would know what lies the enemies of God were dissemintating." That woke us up. How would the prof respond to that? He calmly asked her how her pastor explained the fossil record, carbon dating, etc. "My pastor told us that the Devil put those bones in the ground to instill doubt in the minds of man."<BR/><BR/>Well, that explains it!<BR/><BR/>Hope you stop by the Daily Fish again sometime!Mercurial Minnowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638306887227120151noreply@blogger.com