tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post115514234391004096..comments2024-01-13T08:02:30.520-06:00Comments on THE TOAD REPORT: Lesson 2 On How Not to Get Shot by the Police or AuthoritiesToad734http://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155815541534474892006-08-17T06:52:00.000-05:002006-08-17T06:52:00.000-05:00very good points...JQPvery good points...<BR/><BR/>JQPJohn Q. Public esq.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08872176899218363723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155739983701956092006-08-16T09:53:00.000-05:002006-08-16T09:53:00.000-05:00Youre right. He should have never been able to buy...<I>Youre right. He should have never been able to buy a BB gun that looked like a real gun. But wait...If it didn't look like a real gun how would he have been able to rob someone.</I><BR/><BR/>This is what is known as a "Catch-BB".NewsBlog 5000https://www.blogger.com/profile/16000509600519901799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155306906800022872006-08-11T09:35:00.000-05:002006-08-11T09:35:00.000-05:00Youre right. He should have never been able to buy...Youre right. He should have never been able to buy a BB gun that looked like a real gun. But wait...If it didn't look like a real gun how would he have been able to rob someone. <BR/><BR/>Ill bet if he tried to rob someone with a plastic, yellow BB gun the guy would have just laughed at him and beat his ass and then he would have sued the manufacturer for making such and obviously fake gun that earned him a beat down.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155305862164333252006-08-11T09:17:00.000-05:002006-08-11T09:17:00.000-05:00Surely an edjumacated man such as yourself is awar...Surely an edjumacated man such as yourself is aware of the term "Urban Survival Syndrome." The boy was just a victim of our unjust society, and should sue somebody over his predicament. Cops are notoriously poor, so I recommend going after the manufacturer of the BB gun. Also Bill Gates is rich, and I don't remember seeing a warning label on Windows XP that specifically says it's a bad idea to rob people and wave guns at the police, so he's responsible as well.Granthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08040058320473775641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155255015853535992006-08-10T19:10:00.000-05:002006-08-10T19:10:00.000-05:00Thank you. My life has been spared as a result of ...Thank you. My life has been spared as a result of your free consultation. I took the BB gun out of my purse before stealing a bike and riding to Amscot to cash my welfare check and food stamps, which I will happily spend on market fresh lobster, thick cut bacon and cordial cherries. I made my daughter give up her GAT too. <BR/><BR/>Enjoy your Oscar Mayer weiners store brand cola.LHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00780136366884055208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155254937129386522006-08-10T19:08:00.000-05:002006-08-10T19:08:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.LHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00780136366884055208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155243399928920682006-08-10T15:56:00.000-05:002006-08-10T15:56:00.000-05:00Maybe he got shot in the balls and will be unable ...Maybe he got shot in the balls and will be unable to procreate.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155241508238514902006-08-10T15:25:00.000-05:002006-08-10T15:25:00.000-05:00Natural selection. If he was alive he would probab...Natural selection. If he was alive he would probably make dumb children like himself.Nölffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12166270944665518804noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155237460978481802006-08-10T14:17:00.000-05:002006-08-10T14:17:00.000-05:00Hey, these rules have kept me bullet-free for 32 y...Hey, these rules have kept me bullet-free for 32 years. I must be doing something right.Toad734https://www.blogger.com/profile/01450263690181812924noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9410473.post-1155226388200592852006-08-10T11:13:00.000-05:002006-08-10T11:13:00.000-05:00Hahaha good stuff. I'll make sure to remember the...Hahaha good stuff. I'll make sure to remember these rules next time I feel the urge to rob people at BB-gunpoint...jacob.thrasherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10032571027088878195noreply@blogger.com